Now, I know no one really gives a crap about what other people dream, but I’ve had this one twice now and I just have to share ’cause it’s so fucking weird.
I dreamed that Chuckweasel and I raised goats.
Not like farm goats, like mountain goats. And they lived in the backyard on this big ol’ pile of concrete that I guess was supposed to be their “mountain.” And every morning, I would go out back and yell, “Hey, you goats! Come get breakfast!” And they would all come trip-trapping down the concrete mountain for goat chow.
One of the goats also could stand on his head (when I told Chuckweasel about this, he said, “Oh, so they’re trick goats?” And I replied, “No, he’s the only one… and he taught it to himself.”) But sometimes he would topple over and fall, and I was always worrying he’d get hurt. One time he fell forward onto his belly and his little goat balls got all swollen and I had to take him to the vet to be checked out (he was fine, he just had to have an ice pack). And then I woke up.
So there you have it — goats, fake mountains, and swollen goat testicles. Analyze this!