Spacing Is Important

Okay, so it’s always struck my inner Beavis as inappropriately hilarious that “therapist” and “the rapist” are just a misplaced space away from a Monty Python sketch.  But now I’m paying the price (as usual):

I may have inadvertently hit on my counselor.

See, the time before last, she had her hair down and I complimented her on it.  I hadn’t seen it down before and I was raised to say nice things to people (to their face).  Then this LAST time, she had her hair down AGAIN… and SHE complimented ME on my shirt.

Now, I’m fairly sure one should not date one’s mental health professionals, plus I’m REALLY sure no one who’s seen into the cobwebby corners of my psyche should be even remotely interested in the enormous inevitable train wreck that is a relationship with me.  We should also probably mention that I think EVERYONE is hitting on me — self-image was never my problem!

Maybe it’s like Poor Ol’ Dad always says:  The hotter a woman is, the crazier she is.  So I suppose the reverse is also true:  the crazier a woman is, the hotter she is.  Plus this foil hat really brings out my eyes.

And by the way, when asked if the Poor Ol’ Dad Corollary of Hotness vs. Craziness applies to Dear Sweet Mama, POD had only this to say:

“Your mother has always been very hot.”

I rest my case.



Filed under Adventures with Dear Sweet Mama, I'm Confused, Just Call Me Beavis, La Vida Loca, Poor Ol' Dad, White Man's Medicine

12 responses to “Spacing Is Important

  1. Yeah, pretty sure once she got a peek into your noggin, she was gonna stay far away from the swirling votex of crazy in there. She probably just liked your shirt.

    My hubs always says, “crazy in the head, crazy in the bed.” He’s not referring to his wife, much to his disappointment.


  2. Dear Sweet Mama

    I agree with your dad, I am hot. But then, so is he.


  3. Just remember- if you hit on your therapist, it just shows more crazy. If your therapist hits on you back, there’s laws against that.

    And it’s funny, I’m the total opposite. I NEVER realize someone is hitting on me. Which has resulted in some very awkward situations. :/


  4. I thought the saying went, “No matter how hot the girl is, there’s some guy out there who’s tired of her shit.”

    (And for the record, I’m sure that goes both ways.)


  5. I think you are totally right and you are super hot, and super crazy. Also, she was totally hitting on you. What a slut.


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