Ah, the things you realize when the power goes out! The garage door doesn’t open, the frickin’ HEAT doesn’t come on… and, at least in the Northeast, YOU HAVE. NO. INTERNET.
Now, all the questions I’ve been so used to getting answers for with just a click of a mouse… go unanswered. Just a sampling (plus the answers we found when the lights came back on):
1. Why are there no black serial killers?
Answer: There ARE, they’re just not as publicized for some reason… probably racism.
2. What kind of Asian is/was Yul Brynner?
A: None. He is/was Russian.
3. Is Yul Brynner dead?
4. Are (insert random list of celebrities) dead?
5. What’s the name of that movie where the people get cut in half by the wire that has that girl from ER in it?
A: Ghost Ship.
And BONUS: Do they make hard hats for dachshunds?
A: Yes. Yes they do.