Way-ull, shee-ut!

I’ll be good-Gawd-damned, y’all. My G-6 Uncle Hatfield is on the gawddamn TV bein’ played by Kevin. Gawddamn. Costner. Look, here, G’Unc, say hallejujah!

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18 responses to “Way-ull, shee-ut!

  1. Whew…for a minute I thought you were going to say the McCoy’s….I kinda like Kevin over Bill!! And dagnabit…if I didn’t effin dream about them all fricking night!

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  2. Rut-roh. I’m related by marriage to McCoys (Paxton’s mother)… I hope that doesn’t mean I can’t read your blog anymore…

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  3. Ah don’t reckon ah understands wuts y’alls er conversatin bouts he-ah. Ah don spekin ze redneckese. Ahs bein a propa lady and alls. Dayum!

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  4. I have just one question. How badly is Mr. Costner mangling THAT accent?

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    • Strangely enough, taken as a whole, the accents aren’t that bad: the origin of the Southern accent is slowed-down Elizabethan English (think “Canterbury Tales on methadone). Costner, of course, only does one accent in every movie – which is “Costnerian.”

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  5. Nevermind how badly Mr. Costner is mangling the accent–could you translate this post into English? My redneck is rusty (pun!).

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  6. ARG! I had a lovely comment about everyone on H&M sounding like everyone I went to high school with, and then wordpress ate my comment.
    Bugger.
    Oh well, rest assured it was a lovely comment full of hope and joy and moonshine. And somewhere way way down and sideways I’m a bit Hatfield too.

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  7. Awww, I missed this on TV. How does it end? Does one of the McCoys somehow become your pancreas?

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  8. Jen

    Shut the front door! You’re related to the Hatfields? That is so freaking rad, you have no idea.

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