Getting back to our regularly scheduled program, we were discussing the horrible crap I have bought off the TV because I can’t seem to stop myself. Let’s run down the list, shall we?
Fuckin’ Eggies. And we all know how that turned out
The Infamous Slap-Chop: Interesting fact, when that extremely annoying dude on the commercial says it’s a great stress reliever, he has no comprehension of just how much stress I apparently have. Yeah, I broke that fucker the first time I used it.
Red Devil Grill & Picnic Set: This one I actually did end up sending back — because by the time I received my portable grill and folding picnic table, I had remembered an important fact. That being, that I don’t go anywhere and I hate the outside.
Tae Bo: Hurt myself. Duh. Also did myself a damage trying to learn Celtic Dance from a VHS tape.
Real Minerals Makeup: It does indeed give your skin a healthy “glow,” but that glow is orange. Like Snooki-eating-Cheetos-orange. Not a good look.
And my latest foray (no, I have NOT learned my lesson): Sift and Toss Cat Litter Liners. I still maintain that this SHOULD work; it’s basically a disposable sieve that you put under the litter, then you just lift it up, sift, and toss. Unfortunately, the Horde didn’t read the directions on the box. They proceeded to dig up the sievey-part and fold the plastic liner into a kind of a tent… which they then peed on. FAIL.
It hasn’t been all bad, I have had success with at least a couple of the ridiculous things I have wasted money on — stay tuned for that on Monday!
Also, be sure to check out the recent additions to the Royal Court! Remember, YOUR name could be up there someday — ahnd may the ahds be evah in youwuh favuh!