Just wanna let y’all know I ain’tent dead – just having some disagreements with the ol’ organs about whether food is evil! Back tomorrow!
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Stupid organs. Tell them to behave or Imma come over there and kick their pancreas asses!
“Stop eatin’ food, Hoody.” “But, pancreas, we need food to live..” ” You questionin’ me, bitch?” Such is my life.
Hahah I’ve so been there. Feel better!
Thanks! Workin’ on it!
This better not be the Pancreapocolypse. I don’t have bottled water or a stockpile of canned food and batteries! Seriously, girlfran, you and your internal organs need to have a Come To Jesus meetin’.
Feel better, chica!
PS – I’m blaming my new found obsession of Lost Girl solely on you. THANK YOU.
Um, dude, you betta mean that thank you sincerely – have you seeeeeeeen mah boy? And we’re not at canned goods stage yet — keep ya posted!
As an experience, pancreapocolypse is surely a bad thing, but as a word–I love it. It’s my new favorite. Hyperbole was my old favorite word, pancreapocolypse is my new favorite word.
Feel better soon!
It is… The bestest word.
Dieting. You’re doing it wrong.
168 this morning – I’m doing it fine, just not by choice!
Glad you’re not dead!
Also: are you SURE you aren’t turning into a zombie? You’ve been “sick” a lot lately…
I thought of you the other night when I saw Tucker and Dale vs. Evil as they were West Virginia Hillbillies. Except these guys weren’t on meth, just drank a lot of PBR.
Please, zombies can eat whatever they want! I only WISH…
Feel better, glad you’re not dead yet!
I’m not quite dead yet! I’m feeling betta!
FOOD IS EVIL. The way it just lays there, waiting to be eaten? Pure EVIL.
Tell your organs to behave or I’m gonna come over there and beat the stuffing out of them. No wait, that won’t work while they’re still in you….ok, we can take them out and beat them up THEN replace them if they agree to behave. Hugh Laurie probably needs to be involved here.
No, if we get Dr House I’ll definitely die… You know how he rolls!
Damned organs…always uprising or rebelling or revolting or some such crap. They need a good stern talking to!
(Thank you for letting us know you’re okay, but I’ll be glad when you feel better!)
Nooooo, they have to behave ready for when your parcel comes…..unless this has been caused BY the parcel….i knew i should have included carrots!
No parcel yet – have I mentioned my mailman is soooooo lazy?
I forgot to tell you…….food IS evil.
Yessir, done learnt that lesson!
It helps if you drink a shot of whiskey before and after each meal. And also when you get up in the morning and just before you go to bed. That’s what they told us in Thailand. It seemed to work.
Mmmhmm… And don’t your Thailand stories involve a game of “Name That STD?”
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