… okay, there’s really no “might” about it. But I do know I’ve been working in country radio for too. damn. long. And here’s how I know:
Yesterday was Chuckweasel’s first day riding the bus, and I asked him how it went. Then this happened.
Chuckweasel: Oh, it was fine. I didn’t realize how expansive —
HoodyHoo (interrupting): I thought it was a dollar?
CW: What’s a dollar?
HH: The bus.
CW: It is.
HH: But you said it was expensive…
CW (incredulously): Um, honey… I said “exPANsive”… I was talking about the office complex where the bus turns around, I didn’t know it was that big…”
To CW’s credit, he DID NOT end that sentence with, “you ignorant stump-jumpin’ hillbilly.”
CW: You been working with them yay-hoos too long.
And he’s right, but they’ve already got me, so I might as well stick around!
PS: Today I said someone set something on “far.” But I meant to, to be funny. I think.