You know you are our little man, and your mommies love you to bits and pieces. But you may have noticed the knocking-you-down-and-biting-your-head is happening a lot more often lately, and Mama Callie is concerned that her message isn’t quite getting across.
The message is this: You are a wild rat.
Case in point: Running about like a crazy thing, chasing your brother and sister until they are freaked out and you are PANTING… probably not the best idea. Cats are not supposed to pant, and despite all evidence to the contrary, you are indeed a cat. Also, this is why Marceau makes that noise at you.
And on the subject of Marceau, I know you love him and you want to be just like him, but your brother is… shall we say… more aerodynamic than you are (we’ve previously discussed your fat little ass). That’s why when HE jumps up onto the curtain rod, he makes it in one jump, whereas YOU have to use the dresser as a ladder and end up knocking shit everywhere. Nice try, but knocking the jewelry box over made enough noise that I knew what you’d done before stepping out of the bed, so no earrings in the feet for me.
Now, the next time Mama Callie knocks you down and bites your head, remember: this is why. Ask yourself: What could I have done that would NOT have resulted in a bite on the head? And next time, do that.
Because Mama Callie loves her sleep, and if you keep waking her up, she’s gonna lock you in the bathroom again.
All my love,