No, that isn’t a case of stupid-finger-syndrome (SFS) up there… I really do mean to emphasize the “HO’ part. Here’s why:
One of the clans of Redneck Hillfolk up at Ye Olde Apartment Complex has put a red light bulb in their porch light. And I think they mean it as a Christmas decoration, but I’m not sure. Let’s apply some Non-Stick Science, shall we?
1. There are no OTHER decorations visible. This would seem to indicate either it’s NOT for Christmas or these particular Hillfolk are unusually lazy.
2. The porch itself is home to a disproportionately large number of chairs. Like, I live alone, so I have one chair and a little patio bench on my porch. This particular batch of Hillfolk (whose apartment is exactly the same size as mine, remember) have at least 7 or 8 of those cheap-ass white plastic chairs. And no tables. This leads me to believe the light means what I always THOUGHT red lights meant and they’re using their porch as a waiting room.
(Wait. Do hookers have waiting rooms? That’s gotta be uncomfortable. And sticky.)
3. Hookers operating out of Ye Olde Apartment Complex wouldn’t even be all that illegal by the current standards of illegal immigrants and drug deals. In fact, it wouldn’t even be the most illegal thing I’ve seen this WEEK.
So, what do y’all think? Hookers or lazy trash? Or both, don’t wanna exclude the most likely possibility!