(ooh, baby, gonna get to you guuuuurrrrl)
Sorry, couldn’t help myself. The latest update in the ongoing saga of “What Can Hoody Eat?” is this: plain McDonald’s hamburgers. Probably because, as they used to say when I was in grade school, they’re not made of real meat. I would have RATHER had cheeseburgers, but I’m s’posed to be avoiding fat, and in the words of Chuckweasel, “Cheese is just a great big buncha fat.” Shoulda been a nutritionist, that boy.
But the thing is, this has led to an interesting discovery. As we all know, I do not like the edges of the burgers, only the middles. So I peeled the edges off the burgers and laid them aside on the plate. AND TI-JACQUES SWOOPED IN AND TOOK THEM. That cat ate almost 2 whole burgers’ worth of edges — just plain bread, no toppings or nothing on it. He ate it and ate it and then he played with some of it and then he ate it some more, until his little kitteh belleh was pooched out like Callie Jean with the ham sweats. So, food and cat toy all in one…. I guess it’s a savings?