You see what that is? That’s my very very first blogger award from one of my very favorite bloggy babes, Tazer Warrior Princess! What a great “Get Well Soon!” present!
So first (because I’m a terrible attention-whore), let’s see what the Heir Apparent had to say about ol’ Hoody:
“Hoody, of Hoodyhoo, is my sister from another mister. I swear we need to get the fuck out of each other’s heads. Her tales of Chuckweasel, Dear Sweet Mama, and the randimosities of life make me laugh every stinking time. Without rhyme or reason, Hoody delivers a zinger every time she deigns to post for us. For example, a line from her last post that had me howling: “All religions, everywhere, come down to one single Commandment: DON’T BE A DICK”
Visit and see, and I dare you to tell me she’s not hilarious!”
Gosh, I don’t know what to say, I’m actually getting a little choked up here! But the rules say I HAVE to say something — here they are:
Once awarded, the recipient must a) compose a short dedication to the person who awarded them the award, b) write a list for their readers detailing things about themselves their readers don’t know, and then c) pass the love forward to five.
Okay, first things first — Tazer is one of the funniest motherfuckers I know, in addition to being a serious menace with a spork! She’s the daughter I never had the patience to raise, that’s why she’s the official Heir Apparent of Hoody’s Hooligans.
Number 2: Hmmm… I don’t really keep a lot of secrets from you folks, but let’s see… Okay. I have weird little holes in the side of my ears (like where the top of your ear connects to your head?) that seem to serve no purpose whatsover. Dear Sweet Mama says they’re usually the sign of a terrible birth defect that kills you when you’re a baby, but so far as I know, I ain’t kilt. My Poor Ol’ Dad has the same ears, and he ain’t been kilt for longer than I ain’t been kilt. So I think we’re cool.
Also, I have a third nipple. Yes, go get the kindling and a duck.
Now, onto the sharing the love part. I can’t possibly name just 5 of y’all to honor on here, so we’re gonna shake it up a bit. If you’re in the “Voices in My Head” list or if you comment fairly regularly, answer question #2 in the comments. If you’ve made it to the Royal Court, you also have to give your job description and tell us all why you’re good at it (Court nobility WITHOUT a job title must present one for my approval).
Love and kisses, bitches!
PS — Any “Voices” looking to move up to the Court can present their qualifications in the comments… and any commenters and/or lurkers looking to become “Voices” can do the same! It’s THUNDERDOME, y’all!