Today’s installment of our exclusive interview series with the furry members of the Hoo Household focuses on the single most important question in any cat’s life:
How do you spend your free time?
Callie Jean: I do a lot of sitting around while the wife is at work, in between my regular mouse-collection patrols, of course. I also enjoy locking the children in the bathroom from time to time, just to get some peace and quiet. I still swear, those kids ain’t mine.
Marceau: I enjoy flipping over the water dish to make Mommy slip and fall — she makes such adorable noises! But really, the bulk of my day is taken up with jogging and calisthenics — I do enjoy keeping fit!
Mina: When I’m not climbing Mommy, I like a good race around the house for no reason, followed by random meowing at things no one else can see. I’m also very spiritual, so I do several daily devotions to Cat Jesus… Mommy says He’s only the cat who lives in the apartment upstairs, but we all know she’s a heathen.
Ti-Jacques: I spend a lot of time running full-tilt into these things Mommy calls “sliding glass doors.” I KNOW there’s a way through there, I just know it!
Don’t miss tomorrow’s exciting conclusion: What’s your favorite food?