As I have mentioned before, Chuckweasel’s education is sorely lacking… for instance, I had to TEACH him, yes TEACH him how to mix a drink, unfortunately over the phone. So when I told him to put “2 fingers” of whiskey in the cup, he said, “Well, then there’s no room for the Coke!” Yes, he had put his fingers in the cup LONGWAYS. It was a damn good drink, though…
But now, the evidence is clear — Chuckweasel may have been raised by wolves.
Which I was unaware of (and didn’t really think was POSSIBLE) until the following phone conversation occurred:
HH: I may be torqued off about the new “Thing.”
CW: (driving, not paying attention, humoring-Hoody voice)Why’s that?
HH: THERE’S WOMEN IN IT!
CW: In what?
HH: In the Antarctic Ice Exploration thingie! There’s WOMEN! There wouldn’t be WOMEN!
CW: I have no idea what you’re talking about.
HH: You know! “The Thing!” Like the Kurt Russell “Thing!”
CW: Oh… never saw it.
Now imagine poor Chuckweasel’s end of the conversation. He thinks his crazy girlfriend called him up to bitch about women and Kurt Russell’s thing. He’s a SAINT, I tell ya!