… I’ll tell you no lies… well, actually, I’ll probably lie anyway if I think you’ll buy it. Anyhoo, let’s get to know Hoody, shall we?
1. You see a bright flash of light. Do you look? Hell, no — child of the 80’s, I know it’s the freakin’ Russians.
2. You win the big money Lotto. Do you quit your job? The real job, fuck yeah. The DJ stuff… maybe not.
3. Franks and Beans or Beans and Franks? Neither, they’re both gross. I do, however, love to sing the “Beanie Weenie” song.
4. If you could change anything about your body, what would it be? I want tight abs. But these will have to happen due to magic, not exercise. ‘Cause Hoody don’t play dat.
5. You’re bored. What do you do? Read, watch TV, or both… or dance around the house like a crazy person doing my “routines.”
6. Something weird is on you. How do you identify it? Unfortunately, I usually lick it. I am all too aware this is NOT a good idea.
7. Worst habit? Nail biting and/or picking. And, no, that nail polish that tastes nasty doesn’t work, I just get used to it.
8. Most ridiculous fear? Dolls with teeth, nutcrackers, and therefore, midgets. I’m SORRY, I’m WORKING ON IT!
9. Go get your iPod and hit “Shuffle.” What plays? “Break on Through” by The Doors (and yes, I do sing the lyrics as “break on THOO”)
10. Do you ever wish you were the opposite gender? Of course, every 28 days or so! And also, so I could FINALLY use the insult, “How’s your wife and my kids?”
Alright, Hoody’s Hooligans… it’s your turn. Answers in the comments, and tomorrow is multiple choice!