I’ve spent this week catching up on Season 3 of “True Blood,” since my DVR and I have been having a disagreement about whether I really MEANT it when I said “Record all new episodes” (for the record, I did!). But it’s on my onDemand now, so it’s all good.
I have, of course, read all the books as well, so I may be a little too into this storyline, but I gotta say it: Why the FUCK would anyone date creepy emo Bill Compton in a world that has the super-HAWT Eric Northman in it??? THIS is why people call you “Crazy Sookie!” One week — hell, one DAY — of listening to Bill’s bitch-ass whine about his poor dead family, I’d be OUT. News flash, dumbass — EVERYONE’S family is dead in that show, you don’t hear them whining!
But I have noticed this ALWAYS happens to me — the ones I’m supposed to think are cute or whatever, I don’t see it. Megan Fox? SERIOUSLY? She’s not only no longer biodegradable, but did you know she’s a mutant? (look up a picture of her thumb). Same goes for pretty much all the quote-unquote “hot” girls on TV — fuck a bunch of Kardashians, Paris Hilton is and has always been an albino skank, and PLEASE don’t get me started on those ho’s who used to live with Hugh Hefner!
I think we’ve already addressed Daniel Craig (nope) and the Brothers Wilson (GAWD, nope!). Who else are we supposed to think is cute on the boy side of things? Can I count Patrick Stewart? How about Aidan Quinn?