Yeah, I’ve pretty much decided even if there is a big ol’ Rapture on Saturday, I’ll still be around on Sunday. I am, however, putting off doing any CHORES until Sunday, just so as not to waste the effort. But on Sunday, I think I’ll make some salmon…
What kills me is that some people actually seem to be taking this SERIOUSLY. And not just the ones standing nekkid on their roofs waiting to get picked up, I mean the nay-sayers, too. I heard some dude (on the Coast-to-Coast, of course) ranting that the Bible says “no man may know the hour or the day,” and I’m like, “Dude, CHILL. YOU MUST CHILL. This happens all the time, you’d think the world was ending every other Tuesday.”
But I do intend to be an asshole and call my extremely-Christian father at like 6:15pm or so (it’s s’posed to be at 6, right?) and I’m gonna be all like, “Oh, you’re still here?” But he’s ALSO an asshole, so he may let the machine get it to teach my heathen ass a lesson.
Anyhoo, love to all o’ y’all, and if any of you don’t come back next week, I’ll know St. Peter is not above taking a bribe! : )
PS Happy Birthday Weekend, Leauxra! Use that new Tupperware to save me some Jello and zombies! (in separate containers, please)