So I tried to watch “The Box” the other night (mostly because it was finally on the regular movie channel OnDemand that I’m already paying for, not on real Pay-Per-View). The whole reason I had waited so long is that Cameron Diaz pisses me right the fuck off. And I don’t know why, there’s just something about her that makes me want to hit her with a stick. I think it’s sort of similar to my hatred for The Zell, just some facet of her face or facial expressions that makes my butt hurt.
And I couldn’t get all the way through it, even though the plot seems cool and I REEEALLY wanna see it all the way through even more now. BUT I HATE HER! So I’m gonna have to watch it in installments (I did the same thing with “Avatar” — whenever it got too preachy and “crunchy” as Thoughtsy would say, I’d hit pause and go buy something non-recyclable). Which sucks, but there it is.
So, my list so far includes The Zell, Cameron Diaz, and Penelope Cruz (but with her, it’s not the face, it’s the accent — you’ve lived here for AGES, stop DOING that!). I’m sure there’s more, but those ones leap right to the forefront. Oh, and also both Luke and Owen Wilson — I think I hated Owen first and then Luke by proxy, but now it works either way.
Is it just me? Or is this baseless hatred of, let’s face it, complete strangers somehow normal?
Normal for us, I mean.