Seriously? Buried at Sea?
I’m fairly smart and I know Islamic law requires you to be buried within 24 hours of kicking the bucket, and I further know that pretty much no country is stupid enough to say, “Sure, bury Osama bin Laden here, we’d love a big ol’ terrorist shrine in our territory.” But BURIED AT SEA?
You’re just asking for trouble from all the “George W. Bush planned 9-11,” “President Obama was born in either Kenya or possibly space,” “The aliens can’t control my thoughts if I wear this foil hat” wackadoos out there — and they don’t need the encouragement! Couldn’t we have done a Lenin thing? I mean, he’s technically BURIED, he just happens to be preserved inside a see-thru Snow White casket (speaking of which, I watched a show about what’s gonna happen to ol’ Vladimir if the environmental systems ever go off — canna getta EEEEEEW!).
What I’m saying is, today’s society has pretty much negated photographic evidence (did I show y’all the one of me at prom with The Riddler? He had a sweet car.), so you’re gonna have to get creative if you want people to believe you. Somebody call the CSI people — Nothing can be hidden from David Caruso’s sunglasses!
Also… since when does saltwater prevent zombie-fication? IDIOTS!
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