(Note: This is not the kind of Bar Trivia that requires you to know facts or anything, this is the myriad crap I learn while working at the bar each weekend. No facts were harmed in the creation of this post.)
1. Men see nothing wrong with using the question, ” Are you married?” as their one and only pick up line. (Just a hint — it’s almost always best to say “yes” — whether it’s true or not).
2. Again with the t-shirts! Do not wear a shirt that says “Sex Instructor,” if you look like all you could teach is The Joy of Celibacy!
3. The reason “Puttin’ on the Ritz,” is not on my Falco tape is because Falco did not do that song. Sorry for all the cussing, Falco.
4. Women in their 20’s are even more casually bisexual than they were back when I was one of them… these girls must make it very difficult to be a lesbian!
5. If a guy grabbed me by the boob, Chuckweasel would kill him, but when a girl does it, he thinks it’s funny. Or he may have been laughing at my surprised and somewhat shocked face, since I am usually the CAUSE of that face, not the wearer of it.
That’s about it — stay tuned for future lessons!