First off, a tip o’ the mouse to Marinka for getting this whole idea started with her always-hilarious “I’m Right, You’re Wrong!” — without which we never would have thought of turning conflict mediation over to the vagaries of blog comments. And now, for our first dilemma…
THE SITUATION: Here’s roughly what happened (identifying details omitted): Someone called to complain and got all motherfucker at Chuckweasel, so Chuckweasel got all motherfucker back. Fast forward a few hours later, the phone rings, Chuckweasel is fired.
POSITION THE FIRST: You don’t have to take that kind of crap and you should stand up for yourself.
POSITION THE SECOND: Sometimes you have to eat a little shit so you will still be able to afford to eat other things.
So, what do you think? Dear Sweet Mama and Chuckweasel are, of course, disqualified from playing since I already know what they think (because I told them!). We’ll break down the results later.