An Imaginary Conversation Between Myself and the Fuckers at the Cable Company:
Cable Company: We want some money.
Hoody Hoo: Ain’t got any.
CC: You just got paid!
HH: Rent comes first, bitches.
CC: Fine, when can we have some money?
HH: Maybe next week.
CC: Why maybe?
HH: If nothing else comes up, you can have some money. So maybe.
CC: Well, we’re gonna turn your shit off!
HH: Go ahead.
CC: We’ll turn off your cable!
HH: I’ll read.
CC: We’ll turn off your internet!
HH: I’ll use it at work.
CC: We’ll turn off your phone!
HH: Good, no one ever calls except fuckers like you asking for money.
CC: Oh no, you’ll still get incoming calls.