LADIES! Own your own shit!

So, I’m sitting here watching the Plastic Fantastic TRAVESTY that Megan Fox has become (sorry, honey, you were cuter before you got the Alien Autopsy makeover) and I am concerned about my fellow sisters out there — especially the little sisters.  So Ladies, lift yo’ glass up!  We pledge to OWN OUR SHIT loud and proud!  I myself was a member of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee ’til I was 32!  And lemme tell y’all — waiting for ’em is SOOOOO much better than getting the store-bought ones that make you look like Barbie!  Girl, if you love you and you think you look good, YOU LOOK GOOD!

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