So, I’m sitting here watching the Plastic Fantastic TRAVESTY that Megan Fox has become (sorry, honey, you were cuter before you got the Alien Autopsy makeover) and I am concerned about my fellow sisters out there — especially the little sisters. So Ladies, lift yo’ glass up! We pledge to OWN OUR SHIT loud and proud! I myself was a member of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee ’til I was 32! And lemme tell y’all — waiting for ’em is SOOOOO much better than getting the store-bought ones that make you look like Barbie! Girl, if you love you and you think you look good, YOU LOOK GOOD!