(Because if I ever have to have an actual trial I want to have it in England because 1) Wigs and 2) Hot little Adama boy on Law and Order: Great Britain and 3) FUCKING. WIGS.)
Anyhoo…
Y’all bitches may wonder why I am the way I am… I present (milord)
THINGS DEAR SWEET MAMA ACTUALLY SAID TODAY
1. ”Everything’s better with a little weenie.”
2. ”If I have to have rubbers, I’m gonna need the tall ones.”
In her “defence,” one statement referred to those pretzel-wrapped hot dogs you get at Auntie Anne’s, the other to those stupid short rainboots that keep your feet dry but fuck your ankles. But STILL. IN PUBLIC she says these things!
Oh, wait, one more:
3. ”Don’t you put that on Twitter!”
So I didn’t. YOU’RE WELCOME.
Either way, the words of DSM carry much wisdom.
Brownnose!
Milord? How dare you address me as anything but milady. Off with your head.
(Disclaimer: my understanding of how the UK justice system works may not be 100% accurate).
I’m fairly sure they don’t off with one’s head anymore (citation needed)
I love DSM.
And an aside- Law & Order- Great Britain? Is this real, or am I being gullible again?
My bad, it’s actually called “Law and Order: UK” but yes it’s real and APOLLO IS IN IT!!!
#2 referred to the pretzel didn’t it.
Oh and p.s I’m back
You sick bitch! I love you and WELCOME HOME!
I long for the days when my family wants to not put things on the Internet… As it is, they’re glad that at least I have friends on the Internet.
Yeah, I’m getting there myself — DSM and I often discuss how cute Holly’s babies are!
DSM is a hero! ;0)
Hugs!
Valerie
Alas, another follower for her cult…