When Stephen King calls me "Constant Reader" -- I weep. Lead on, Sai Stephen, lead on. 4 hours ago
Results of the latest housefly hunt: Flies killed: 0. Although Ti-Jacques did pop me a good'un in the mouth. 5 hours ago
@greatersafety hotdogs are perfect in every way. Also, first person to show up at my door with either baby back or spare ribs wins a dollar! 9 hours ago
I would expect nothing less. Old jackassery is bogus.
Missin’ ya, Hoody!
Holy shit, I’m glad you aren’t dead!
In the meantime, I’ll keep “twitetr-stalking” you.
You have forsaken thy blog for thine Twitter!
Whither hast thou gone, Hoody? Must I follow thee anon to Twitter?
Why, oh, why with the Twitter, Hoody? Your faithful legions of minions (that’s us) are awaiting you anxiously, and you’re out there TWITTERING?